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wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

(via pepsifax)

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

(via danfreakindavis)

(Source: awwww-cute, via fcebk)

the-butt-prince-ike:

scienceisbeauty:

This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.

Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar

(via danfreakindavis)

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer

fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted, and walked into a shelf in front of like three people

(via camelot-stands)

deaddreamers:

best photoset I’ve ever seen

(Source: iammyurl, via danfreakindavis)

acupofteaandmore:

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

(via sherlocknessmonster)

tastefullyoffensive:

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firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

image

(via pepsifax)

theconsciouscosmos:

Can we please take into consideration that the Second Amendment was written before the time of assault rifles? Can we also take into consideration that the Second Amendment isn’t the only Amendment in the Constitution?

(via camelot-stands)

jingledink:

me graduating

jingledink:

me graduating

(via fcebk)

guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

(via camelot-stands)

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

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quiriusblack:

*james potter voice* GUYS I BOUGHT A TIGER

*sirius black voice* YO

*remus lupin voice* NO

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